Quotes on Drinking - Part 2

Quotes on Drinking - Part II

"My books are water; those of the great geniuses are wine. Fortunately, everybody drinks water." Mark Twain

"If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue." Samuel Butler

"The whole world is about three drinks behind." Humphrey Bogart

"Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him." Mark Twain

"The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid." Richard Braunstein

"Candy, is dandy, but liquor, is quicker." Ogden Nash

"Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow they may cancel your VISA." Unknown

"We drink and we die and continue to drink." Dennis Leary

"A bottle of wine contains more philosophy that all the books in the world." Louis Pasteur

"Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony." Robert Benchley

"The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober." William Butler Yeats

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." Henny Youngman

"In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the ball for you. Your sole function will be to drink beer." Dave Barry

"I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy." Tom Waits

"Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me." Winston Churchill

"I drink because she nags, she said I nag because he drinks. But if the truth be known to you, He's a lush and she's a shrew." Ogden Nash

"Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth." George Burns


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