Jokes by Kang A Roo

Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo to Harv E Roo

Kang A Roo: What did the squirrel say to his girl-friend?
Harv E Roo: I'm nuts about you.

Kang A Roo: What did the girl squirrel answer back?
Harv E Roo: "You're nuts so bad yourself."

Kang A Roo: Doctor, doctor, I'm frightened of squirrels.
Harv E Roo: You must be nuts,

Kang A Roo: How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden ?
Harv E Roo: Hide the ball, it drives them nuts !

Kang A Roo: If you're crazy about chess, why should you keep away from squirrels?
Harv E Roo: Because squirrels eat chestnuts (chess nuts).

Kang A Roo: What animals use nutcrackers?
Harv E Roo: Toothless squirrels.

Kang A Roo: What do squirrels give each other on Valentine's Day?
Harv E Roo: Forget-me-nuts.

Kang A Roo: What do you get if you cross a squirrel with a kangaroo?
Harv E Roo: An animal that keeps its nuts in its pockets.

Kang A Roo: What do you get if you cross a squirrel with an elephant?
Harv E Roo: An animal that remembers where it hid its nuts.

Kang A Roo: What's the best way to catch a squirrel?
Harv E Roo: Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Kang A Roo: Where do squirrels go when they have a nervous breakdown?
Harv E Roo: To the nut-house.

Kang A Roo: Why do squirrels like to sit on telephone poles?
Harv E Roo: To stay away from the nuts on the ground!

Cheers!