Jokes by Kang A Roo

Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo

First Kangaroo: Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?
Second Kangaroo: Because he had a stinking cold!

First Kangaroo: Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said “Whatever shall we do?”
Second Kangaroo: “Let us spray!” replied the other.

First Kangaroo: What do you get if you cross a chicken and a skunk?
Second Kangaroo: A fowl smell!

First Kangaroo: Why was the skunk angry?
Second Kangaroo: He was incensed!

First Kangaroo: What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?
Second Kangaroo: Something that stinks and stings!

First Kangaroo: How are skunks able to avoid danger?
Second Kangaroo: By using their instinks and common scents!

First Kangaroo: What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?
Second Kangaroo: Pingu-Pong!

First Kangaroo: When should you feel sorry for a skunk?
Second Kangaroo: When its spray pump is out of order!

First Kangaroo: What's black and white and red all over?
Second Kangaroo: A skunk with sunburn!

First Kangaroo: Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan?
Second Kangaroo: He got cut off without a scent!

Cheers!