Madfish's Random Wisdom ...
I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
Quotes from Homer [D'oh!]
"If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it - Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!"
Famous Cocktail Movie Quotes:
"I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for."
~W. C. Fields - Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
Things A Man Should Know: About Drinking:
If you don't smoke and you're in a bar, don't complain about other people who happen to be smoking, because, virtuous friend, you are in a bar. [fuckin smoking Nazis]
Ultimate Insults
You sperm-guzzling turd burglar.
Movie Madness
Peanut Beutter Jelly Time
Madfish Willie's Daily Cuss Words :
You tell me who these words are!
fukayouho: ?
fukc: ?
fukchop: ?
fukdabitch: ?
fukdabtch: ?
fukdischit: ?
fukead: ?
fukedatbirth: ?
fukedup: ?
fukedyomom: ?
Cheers!
For the top 9, I nominate MoveOn.org for posting the Bush=Hitler videos, pulling them down, and then accusing Republicans about "maliciously misleading" the public about the connection between MoveOn.org and the videos. Fukchops!
I'm the last one, because I'm a horny bastard & I nailed everyone's mom.
Posted by: Harvey on January 7, 2004 09:01 AM