Above and Beyond...

Above and Beyond Last Call
Awards for boozing beyond the call of duty


Last Call Commendation

Motto: “Just one more and I’ll go, honest.”

Unflinchingly ignoring the dire threats and hoarse shouting of bartenders and bouncers alike, these elite drinkers will boldly demand just one more drink, just five more minutes. With their backs against the cold, black night and empty liquor cabinets, they will fight like tigers the dying of the light and the closing of the taps, until, finally they are tossed haplessly into the frightful maw of impending sobriety.

[This is presented to Jeff from BigStick.US Although he's not of legal age yet, I just know this is how he's gonna turn out]

Next Time: The Purple Liver
and I'll be taking nominations in the comments!

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