Jokes by Kang A Roo

Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo

First Kangaroo: Did you hear the joke about the skunk?
Second Kangaroo: Never mind, it stinks!

First Kangaroo: How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?
Second Kangaroo: Just a phew!

First Kangaroo: What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?
Second Kangaroo: A stinkasaurus!

First Kangaroo: How can you tell when a skunk is angry?
Second Kangaroo: It raises a stink!

First Kangaroo: How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?
Second Kangaroo: A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

First Kangaroo: What's a skunk's favourite game in school?
Second Kangaroo: Show and smell!

First Kangaroo: What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?
Second Kangaroo: A smell that keeps coming back!

First Kangaroo: What did the forgetful skunk say when the wind changed direction?
Second Kangaroo: It’s all coming back to me now!

First Kangaroo: What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?
Second Kangaroo: A big stinker!

First Kangaroo: What's a skunk's philosophy of life?
Second Kangaroo: Eat, stink and be merry!

Cheers!