Above and Beyond...

Above and Beyond Last Call
Awards for boozing beyond the call of duty


Bruised Brain Award

Motto: “I shall never drink again. Never.”

Prized by functional alcoholics, this commendation is awarded to those who rise at ungodly hours with horrific headwounds and gallantly sally forth to hateful jobs to stoically suffer the slings and arrows of suspicious bosses and clanging telephones. Dauntless, they tremor their way through the workday and rally at the bar to extract a cruel revenge on the evil dog that bit them.

[This is presented to Eric the Straight White Guy for beating me up all last week on his new design!]

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» by Madfish Willie on January 5 :: Permalink :: Comments (2) :: Funny Stuff

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Thanks, Bartender..I love the new site! Great job...and thanks for the awarding of the Bruised Brain Award...I think we should have a drink in honor of it being awarded to me...on second though..just hand me the bottle...

Posted by: Eric on January 5, 2004 04:46 PM

Thank you for the quick response to suggestions, too.

Posted by: Ms Anna on January 9, 2004 08:52 PM