Jokes by Kang A Roo

Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo

First Kangaroo: What do baby pythons play with ?
Second Kangaroo: Rattle snakes !

First Kangaroo: What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ?
Second Kangaroo: Fang letters !

First Kangaroo: What's long, green and goes hith ?
Second Kangaroo: A snake with a lisp !

First Kangaroo: "So glad to meet you" said the Hindu politely ?
Second Kangaroo: "Charmed I'm sure ", replied the snake !

First Kangaroo: What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ?
Second Kangaroo: A bouncing baby boa !

First Kangaroo: What snakes are found on cars ?
Second Kangaroo: Windscreen vipers !

First Kangaroo: Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ?
Second Kangaroo: They couldn't, they were adders !


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Good job

Posted by: virus warning on June 27, 2004 02:17 AM