Above and Beyond...

Motto: “No way that’s the same chick!”

In the face of facial warts, extreme obesity, general hideousness and severe damage to their reputations, the recipients of this award bravely advance into public makeout sessions and dark bedrooms to grapple with creatures the sober wouldn’t shake hands with, never mind share bodily fluids.

[That's what Harvey says after spending the night with Fatty Sue!]

Next Time: Tavern Defense Campain Medal