Monday Happy Hour

Madfish's Random Wisdom ...
Never forget that 2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2!

Quotes from Homer [D'oh!]
"Mmmm, free goo."

Quotes on Drinking:
"Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him." ~Mark Twain~

Things A Man Should Know: About Drinking:
Instead of ordering a shot of After Shock to cap off the evening, one could just walk calmly into the street, lie down, and wait.

Ultimate Insults
You syphilitic sow. You should be driven into a building, then blown up and buried under 50 ft. Of dirt, covered with pig shit. You shit sucking prick.

Movie Madness
ThunderCats

Madfish Willie's Daily Cuss Words :
faggot Trey
fannybatter Frnak
fannycream Frnak
fannyfart Frnak
fannyhair Harvey
fannyjuice Eric
fatass Spatula
fcuk Frnak
fecalhead Frnak
fellatio

Cheers!