Dumb Ass Jokes

Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo

First Kangaroo: I'm so strong I could lift a reindeer with one hand.
Second Kangaroo: Yeah, but where are we going to find a one-handed reindeer?

First Kangaroo: Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer's gone missing again, put a 'Missing' advert in the local paper!
Second Kangaroo: Don't be daft. Reindeer can't read!

First Kangaroo: What has antlers and loves cheese?
Second Kangaroo: Mickey Moose!

First Kangaroo: How would you get four reindeer in a car?
Second Kangaroo: Two in the front and two in the back!

First Kangaroo: And how do you get four polar bears in a car?
Second Kangaroo: Take the reindeer out first

First Kangaroo: Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ?
Second Kangaroo: Because he didn't want to be recognised !

First Kangaroo: Which reindeer have the shortest legs ?
Second Kangaroo: The smallest ones !

First Kangaroo: Where do you find reindeer ?
Second Kangaroo: It depends on where you leave them !

First Kangaroo: What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?
Second Kangaroo: They're both brown, except the snowball.

First Kangaroo: What do reindeer have that no other animals have ?
Second Kangaroo: Baby reindeer !

First Kangaroo: What reindeer can jump higher than a house?
Second Kangaroo: They all can! Houses can't jump!

Cheers!