Jokes by Kang A Roo

Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo

First Kangaroo: What has twelve legs and runs but can hardly be seen?
Second Kangaroo: A bulldog on a jog in the fog with its friends, the hog and the frog.

First Kangaroo: What do you call an injured dog leaving town for Madrid?
Second Kangaroo: A Great Dane with a cane on its way to a plane to get to Spain!

First Kangaroo: What do you call a dizzy dog at an amusement park?
Second Kangaroo: A bloodhound on the ground not making a sound after riding a fast merry-go-round!

First Kangaroo: What do you call a dog in a hurry that falls in a puddle on the way to the post office?
Second Kangaroo: An Irish setter that is a go-getter that got wetter while mailing a letter!

First Kangaroo: What do you call a dog that was shopping for pasta but stopped to draw, instead?
Second Kangaroo: A poodle who was looking to buy a noodle but decided to doodle.

First Kangaroo: What dog has an excellent memory for music?
Second Kangaroo: A whippet is a pet that will never forget how to play a duet on a clarinet!

First Kangaroo: What dog lives in a small house surrounded by holes in the ground?
Second Kangaroo: A mutt that lives in a hut near where people putt!

First Kangaroo: What talks a lot, has fourteen legs, and speeds through traffic?
Second Kangaroo: A blabbing Lab and a crab sharing a cab!

First Kangaroo: What dog is a friend to cozy insects?
Second Kangaroo: A pug giving a warm tug and a hug to a bug that's snug in a rug!

First Kangaroo: What is purple, blows a whistle, and sits in a high chair?
Second Kangaroo: A Saint Bernard working hard as a lifeguard wearing a leotard!

Cheers!