86 Rules of Boozing
Today: Rules 21-30
- Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
- Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
- Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
- After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
- It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.
- If there is a DJ you can request a song only once per night. If he doesn't play it within half an hour, do not approach him again. If he does play it, do not approach him again.
- Learn how to make a rose out of a bar napkin. You'll be surprised how well it works.
- If you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to drink in a bar. Go to the liquor store. [This means you, Harvey!]
- If you owe someone twenty dollars or less, you may pay them back in beer.
- Never complain about the quality or brand of a free drink.
Tomorrow: Rules 31-40
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