Jokes by Kang A Roo

Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo

First Kangaroo: Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?
Second Kangaroo: They're all paws.

First Kangaroo: How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?
Second Kangaroo: With dog diskettes!

First Kangaroo: Alsation: What kind of computer do you want to buy?
Second Kangaroo: Chihuahua: One with a small byte!

First Kangaroo: What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?
Second Kangaroo: Lap-top!

First Kangaroo: What does a Chihuahua play basketball with?
Second Kangaroo: A tennis ball!

First Kangaroo: Why did the Chihuahua take the bus to the TV studio to make a commercial?
Second Kangaroo: It was too far to walk!

First Kangaroo: What does a Chihuahua wear to play basketball?
Second Kangaroo: Small basketball shoes!

First Kangaroo: Why couldn't the Chihuahua play basketball?
Second Kangaroo: Because its basketball shoes were in the wash and a tennis player needed the ball!

First Kangaroo: Alsation: Was your master playing catch with you?
Second Kangaroo: Chihuahua: No, I was playing throw with her!

First Kangaroo: What is a Chihuahua's favorite sport?
Second Kangaroo: Miniature golf!

Cheers!