Jokes by Kang A Roo

Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo

First Kangaroo: Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?
Second Kangaroo: To carry his library card.

First Kangaroo: What's the difference between a lemon, a dinosaur and a tube of glue?Second Kangaroo: I give up.
First Kangaroo: You can squeeze a lemon, but you can't squeeze a dinosaur.
Second Kangaroo: What about the glue ?
First Kangaroo: That's where you get stuck.

First Kangaroo: Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?
Second Kangaroo: They can't hide behind billboards.

First Kangaroo: Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?
Second Kangaroo: To give the ants a chance.

First Kangaroo: Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?
Second Kangaroo: That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

First Kangaroo: Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?
Second Kangaroo: To get in his nest.

First Kangaroo: What weighs two pounds, is grey and flies?
Second Kangaroo: A two pound dinosaur bird.

First Kangaroo: Why do dinosaurs have long toenails on Friday?
Second Kangaroo: Because their manicurist doesn't come until Saturday.

First Kangaroo: What did the man say when he saw the dinosaurs coming down the path wearing sunglasses?
Second Kangaroo: Nothing! He didn't recognise them.

First Kangaroo: Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons?
Second Kangaroo: They outgrew their leotards.

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