Jokes by Kang A Roo

Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo

First Kangaroo: What happened to the glow worm who was squashed ?
Second Kangaroo: He was de-lighted !

First Kangaroo: What is the best advice to give to worm ?
Second Kangaroo: Sleep late !

First Kangaroo: What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?
Second Kangaroo: Have you ever tried worm pie ?!

First Kangaroo: What did the worm say to the other when he was late home ?
Second Kangaroo: Where in earth have you been !

First Kangaroo: What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?
Second Kangaroo: Very big worm holes in your garden !

First Kangaroo: What reads and lives in an apple ?
Second Kangaroo: A bookworm !

First Kangaroo: What makes a glow worm glow ?
Second Kangaroo: A light meal !

First Kangaroo: Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?
Second Kangaroo: Because they're wrigleys !

First Kangaroo: Why did the sparrow go to the library ?
Second Kangaroo: It was looking for bookworms !

First Kangaroo: What is life like for a wood worm ?
Second Kangaroo: Boring !

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