Madfish's Toast...
"May the road rise to meet you,
May the wind be always at your back,
May the rains fall soft upon your fields,
And may God hold you in the palm of his hand,
Until we meet again."
Yogism
"I wish I had an answer to that question because I'm tired of answering it."
Quotes on Drinking:
"Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him." ~Mark Twain~
Things A Man Should Know: About Women:
Going shopping with more than one woman at any given time will consume a minimum of seventeen hours that could have been spent napping.
ClueBat Insults
Thou unmuzzled, sheep-biting ratsbone Frnak!
Movie Madness
Meatball
Madfish Willie's Daily Cuss Words presents the next 10 jewels of swearing:
Hey, are you sure that quote wasn't from Matty O'Blackfive?