Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo
First Kangaroo: What do you call a big irish spider ?
Second Kangaroo: Paddy long legs !
First Kangaroo: What is a spiders favourite TV show ?
Second Kangaroo: The newly web game !
First Kangaroo: What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?
Second Kangaroo: I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling
then run before it collapses !
First Kangaroo: What do you call a 100 spiders on a tire ?
Second Kangaroo: A spinning wheel !
First Kangaroo: What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?
Second Kangaroo: If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital !
First Kangaroo: What kind of doctors are like spiders ?
Second Kangaroo: Spin doctors !
First Kangaroo: Why are spiders like tops ?
Second Kangaroo: They are always spinning !
First Kangaroo: What has 8 legs and likes living in trees ?
Second Kangaroo: Four anti road protesters ?
First Kangaroo: What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?
Second Kangaroo: Your spinning me a yarn here !
Cheers!
Just a friendly fuck you to let you know I stopped by, and also - I really shouldn't read this shit unless I'm REALLY drunk. I'm thinking at 1 am with 3 or 4 pitchers in me, I'd be howling with laughter.
Posted by: Harvey on November 24, 2003 08:57 AMThanks Harvey, for stopping by today. Why can't everyone just leave a litte note, a footprint so I know they have been here? It's a good habit to get into because it gets you additional readers at your blog. I call it Gorilla Marketing! LOL!!!!
They are a lot funny after 8 or 9 cocktails!
Posted by: The Bartender on November 24, 2003 09:55 AM