Monday Happy Hour

Madfish's Toast...
"May the grass grow long on the road to hell for want of use."

Yogism
"It's not too far, it just seems like it is."

Quotes on Drinking:
"The whole world is about three drinks behind." ~Humphrey Bogart~

Things A Man Should Know: About Women:
On PMS: The fact that she knows hormones are causing her temporary crankiness doesn't make the feelings any less real, so cut her some slack.
At those times when she criticizes your mood, it's okay to remind her of how you always cut her some slack on PMS days.
Do not expect this gambit to work.

ClueBat Insults
Thou surly, rump-fed puttock Frnak!

Movie Madness
Madonna

Madfish Willie's Daily Cuss Words presents the next 10 jewels of swearing:

• asswhop Frnak


• asswhore Frnak


• asswipe Frnak


• asswoop Frnak


• assylip Frnak


• assynip Frnak


• assyniple Frnak


• asszila Frnak


• badass Frnak


• bastard Frnak