Jokes by Kang A Roo

Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo

First Kangaroo: What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?
Second Kangaroo: Chimney Cricket !

First Kangaroo: What is a grasshopper ?
Second Kangaroo: An insect on a pogo stick !

First Kangaroo: What is green and can jump a mile in a minute ?
Second Kangaroo: A grasshopper with hiccups !

First Kangaroo: What do you call a grasshopper with no legs ?
Second Kangaroo: A grasshover !

First Kangaroo: Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket ?
Second Kangaroo: Because grasshoppers can play cricket but crickets can't play grasshopper !

First Kangaroo: Why don't other bugs like earwigs ?
Second Kangaroo: Because they are always earwigging their conversations !

First Kangaroo: What kind of wig can hear ?
Second Kangaroo: An earwig !

First Kangaroo: What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ?
Second Kangaroo: Ear we go !

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