Madfish Willie's Cyber Saloon: Jokes by Kang A Roo

Jokes by Kang A Roo

Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo

First Kangaroo: How do you keep flies out of the kitchen ?
Second Kangaroo: Put a pile of manure in the living room !

First Kangaroo: What is the difference between a fly and a bird ?
Second Kangaroo: A bird can fly but a fly can't bird !

First Kangaroo: Why did the fly fly ?
Second Kangaroo: Because the spider spied 'er !

First Kangaroo: Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?
Second Kangaroo: He was light fingered !

First Kangaroo: What goes "snap, crackle and pop" ?
Second Kangaroo: A firefly with a short circuit !

First Kangaroo: Which fly makes films ?
Second Kangaroo: Stephen Speilbug !

First Kangaroo: Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?
Second Kangaroo: They where playing for the cup !

First Kangaroo: How do fireflies start a race ?
Second Kangaroo: Ready steady glow !

First Kangaroo: What did one firefly say to the other ?
Second Kangaroo: Got to glow now !

First Kangaroo: If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player ?
Second Kangaroo: The one in the sugar bowl !

Cheers!

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Bullshitters

*groan* nIm

Posted by: Harvey on November 18, 2003 10:55 AM

nothing like a good bad joke!

Posted by: Candy on November 18, 2003 03:44 PM

Candy: click the Dumb Ass Jokes link at the top of the page to hear the story of why I tell these jokes!

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