Cyborg Bloggers I

C.Y.B.O.R.G. Generator
Enter your name and the Cyborger will tell you your Cyborg name and your dark purpose.

Cyborg name generator came up with these descriptive names and purposes for the members of Madfish Willie's Corner of the Bar Gang!

M.A.D.F.I.S.H.: Mechanical Artificial Device Fabricated for Infiltration and Scientific Harm
W.I.L.L.I.E.: Wireless Intelligent Lifeform Limited to Infiltration and Exploration
B.A.R.T.E.N.D.E.R.: Biomechanical Android Responsible for Troubleshooting and Exploration/Networked Device Engineered for Repair

B.A.D.M.O.N.E.Y.: Biomechanical Artificial Device Manufactured for Online Nullification and Efficient Yardwork
B.L.A.C.K.F.I.V.E.: Biomechanical Lifeform Assembled for Calculation and Killing/Facsimile Intended for Violence and Exploration

E.R.I.C.: Electronic Robotic Infiltration Construct
P.H.I.L.: Positronic Hazardous Infiltration Lifeform
M.A.T.T.: Mechanical Android Trained for Troubleshooting
H.A.R.V.E.Y.: Hydraulic Android Responsible for Violence and Efficient Yardwork
M.I.S.H.A.I.: Mechanical Individual Skilled in Hazardous Assassination and Infiltration
S.I.R.J.O.H.N.: Synthetic Intelligent Replicant Justified for Observation and Hazardous Nullification
G.A.L.S.T.A.F.F.: General Artificial Lifeform Skilled in Terran Assassination and Forbidden Fighting
G.R.A.U.M.A.G.U.S.: General Robotic Android Used for Mathematics/Android Generated for Ultimate Sabotage
S.I.L.V.E.R.B.L.U.E.: Synthetic Individual Limited to Violence and Exploration/Robotic Biomechanical Lifeform Used for Exploration
L.O.R.D.S.P.A.T.U.L.A.: Lifeform Optimized for Repair and Dangerous Sabotage/Positronic Artificial Troubleshooting and Ultimate Learning Android

As he is on double secret probation and is suspended from all Corner of the Bar Gang activities and adventures, I put this separate from the gang:

S.P.N.A.K.F.R.N.A.K.: Soldier Programmed for Nocturnal Assassination and Killing/Functional Robotic Neohuman Assembled for Killing

P.H.U.C.K.P.H.R.A.N.K.: Person Hardwired for Ultimate Calculation and Killing/Positronic Humanoid Responsible for Assassination and Nocturnal Killing


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Trackbacks to Cyborg Bloggers I
Early Morning Link-Luv™
Excerpt: Dawn is contemplating breaking the space/time continuum. David is giving up blogging for good. Tiger does some serious housecleaning. LeeAnn takes on stupid baby names. Susie prays for a quick, painless death which is far more desirable than going thro...
Weblog: Ramblings of SilverBlue
Tracked: November 17, 2003 08:37 AM
Tuesday Trot Through the Blogoshpere
Excerpt: Frank J. has some Bite Sized Wisdom today. Here's a bit for you: ...the U.S. should just bomb France for being a bunch of douche bags. Just fly over them and drop a couple bombs on them. It'll shut them
Weblog: Blackfive - The Paratrooper of Love
Tracked: November 18, 2003 10:06 AM
Tuesday Trot Through the Blogoshpere
Excerpt: Frank J. has some Bite Sized Wisdom today. Here's a bit for you: ...the U.S. should just bomb France for being a bunch of douche bags. Just fly over them and drop a couple bombs on them. It'll shut them
Weblog: Blackfive - The Paratrooper of Love
Tracked: November 18, 2003 10:10 AM
Tuesday Trot Through the Blogoshpere
Excerpt: Frank J. has some Bite Sized Wisdom today. Here's a bit for you: ...the U.S. should just bomb France for being a bunch of douche bags. Just fly over them and drop a couple bombs on them. It'll shut them
Weblog: Blackfive - The Paratrooper of Love
Tracked: November 18, 2003 10:12 AM
In the meantime, over at Madfish Willies....
Excerpt: The Bartender has found an interesting site... the Cyborg Generator. Go see the dark purpose many famous and not-so-famous bloggers are destined for. And do it quickly, before Misha finds out that Willie mis-spelled the Rottweiler's name! Me? Sir John...
Weblog: Argghhh!!! The Home of one of Jonah's Military Guys©
Tracked: November 18, 2003 08:58 PM
In the meantime, over at Madfish Willies....
Excerpt: The Bartender has found an interesting site... the Cyborg Generator. Go see the dark purpose many famous and not-so-famous bloggers are destined for. And do it quickly, before Misha finds out that Willie mis-spelled the Rottweiler's name! Me? Sir John...
Weblog: Argghhh!!! The Home of one of Jonah's Military Guys©
Tracked: November 18, 2003 09:01 PM
In the meantime, over at Madfish Willies....
Excerpt: The Bartender has found an interesting site... the Cyborg Generator [which, alas, no longer works]. Go see the dark purpose many famous and not-so-famous bloggers are destined for. And do it quickly, before Misha finds out that Willie mis-spelled the...
Weblog: Argghhh!!! The Home of one of Jonah's Military Guys©
Tracked: November 18, 2003 09:02 PM
Link Fest '03
Excerpt: Ok, time once more for a kah-razy link fest, this time to promote the 2015 series hat some of our loyal fans should recognize. You can find links to the chapters below: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 3.5...
Weblog: BigStick.us
Tracked: November 18, 2003 10:15 PM
In the meantime, over at Madfish Willies....
Excerpt: The Bartender has found an interesting site... the Cyborg Generator [which, alas, no longer works]. Go see the dark purpose many famous and not-so-famous bloggers are destined for. And do it quickly, before Misha finds out that Willie mis-spelled the...
Weblog: Argghhh!!! The Home of one of Jonah's Military Guys©
Tracked: November 19, 2003 07:26 AM
Bullshitters

Um... you misspelled Misha's name. The only human being angrier than Chomps, and you misspelled his name.

I'll send flowers to what's left of you at your funeral.

Posted by: Harvey on November 17, 2003 06:57 AM

You're gonna do the CotBB's next, right?

Wait... did that sound dirty? Nevermind.

Posted by: Harvey on November 17, 2003 07:14 AM

HA! Harvey's got the coolest Cyborg name...except for the "Efficient Yardwork" part...

Posted by: Eric on November 17, 2003 07:35 AM

Emperor Misha I = MishaI Dickhead! Learn how to see grasshopper. And I thought the yardwork stuff was right on!

Posted by: The Bartender on November 17, 2003 08:28 AM

FYI: I'm doing the Bar Babes, including some new inductees, next and then the Munuvians.

Posted by: The Bartender on November 17, 2003 08:39 AM

Ooh! ooh! Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!


I have no shame...

Posted by: Helen on November 17, 2003 09:43 AM

Hmm. Mine don't sound too bad, especially the second one. Makes me sound a little like Buck the Marine:

Positronic Hydraulic Youth Skilled in Infiltration and Ceaseless Sabotage

Guardian Engineered for Exploration and Killing

Posted by: physics geek on November 17, 2003 01:35 PM

M.I.K.E. - Machine Intended for Killing and Exploration
M.A.R.I.N.E. - Mechanical Android Responsible for Infiltration and Nocturnal Exploration

Infiltrate, explore, and kill under the cover of darkness, eh? Yeah - this thing works as advertised!

Posted by: Mike the Marine on November 17, 2003 02:22 PM

Ooh! What does "TWO DRAGONS" Make...??? Or my hubby's nick, "MAD MONK ONI"?

--TwoDragons

Posted by: Denita TwoDragons on November 17, 2003 06:21 PM

Hmmm. Sir John like hazardous nullifications...
(sound of knuckles dragging).

Posted by: John of Argghhh! on November 18, 2003 10:46 AM