Jokes by Kang A Roo

Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo

First Kangaroo: What do you call a flea that lives in an idiots ear ?
Second Kangaroo: A space invader !

First Kangaroo: What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ?
Second Kangaroo: Bugs Bunny !

First Kangaroo: How do you start an insect race ?
Second Kangaroo: One, two, flea - go !

First Kangaroo: What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?
Second Kangaroo: One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !

First Kangaroo: What to you call a Russian flea ?
Second Kangaroo: A Moscow-ito !

First Kangaroo: How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?
Second Kangaroo: Start from scratch !

First Kangaroo: What is the difference between fleas and dogs ?
Second Kangaroo: Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs !

First Kangaroo: What did the clean dog say to the insect ?
Second Kangaroo: Long time no flea !

First Kangaroo: Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War ?
Second Kangaroo: Robert E Flea !

First Kangaroo: What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear ?
Second Kangaroo: Shot it !

Cheers!