Monday Happy Hour

Madfish's Toast...
"Here's to a kiss:
Give me a kiss, and to that kiss add a score,
Then to that add a hundred more;
A thousand to that hundred, and so kiss on,
To make that thousand quite a million.
Treble that million, and when that is done,
Let's kiss afresh as though we'd just begun."

Yogism
At Yogi Berra day in St Louis 1947 "I want to thank you for making this day necessary."

Quotes on Drinking:
"Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink." Unknown

Things A Man Should Know: About Women:
Women have to buy new outfits every season, and this makes them happy.

ClueBat Insults
Thou Bootless, beetle-headed bladder!

Movie Madness
Mickey

Some other cussin' stuff. Multilingual Swear List presents these next 10 jewels of swearing:

• asshorisin


• assinahole


• assjuice


• asskick


• asskickboy


• asskikr


• asslessone


• asslick


• asslip


• asslord