Jokes by Kang A Roo

Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo

First Kangaroo: What is even bigger than an elephant ?
Second Kangaroo: A giant !

First Kangaroo: Who was the most famous ant scientist ?
Second Kangaroo: Albert Antstein !

First Kangaroo: What kind of ants are very learned ?
Second Kangaroo: Pedants !

First Kangaroo: What do you call a smart ant ?
Second Kangaroo: Elegant !

First Kangaroo: What do you call an ant in space ?
Second Kangaroo: Cosmonants & Astronants !

First Kangaroo: Where do ants go to eat ?
Second Kangaroo: At a restaurant !

First Kangaroo: What do you call an ant from overseas ?
Second Kangaroo: Impartant

First Kangaroo: Where do ants go for their holidays ?
Second Kangaroo: Frants !

First Kangaroo: What do you call an ant who skips school ?
Second Kangaroo: A truant !

First Kangaroo: What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?
Second Kangaroo: All sorts of antics !

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