Thursday Happy Hour

Moe's Toast...
"Here's to the man who is wisest and best,
Here's to the man who with judgment is blest.
Here's who's as smart as he can be -
I mean the man who agrees with me!"

Yogism
"Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded."

Quotes on Drinking:
"Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth." Steve Allen

Things A Man Should Know: About Women:
Women who have two or more brothers are less likely to be disgusted by you.

ClueBat Insults
Thou quailing, motley-minded measle!

Movie Madness
Pavrotti

Today's Foreign Language Party Cookie is Surinam (click thru for the really good stuff)
yu kao'lo: your ass
krasi: horny
tongo: french kiss
tolli: dick
ie de wang viestie dagoe: you're a vilty dog
ma piema motjo: you dirty whore
Sako webo: ball sack

Cheers!