Episode 0006846668

Next Up on Random Munuviana...

Airing Friday on PalmNet at Sunup:
Random Munuviana Episode 0006846668.

Hold onto yer seat. Get ready for Random Munuviana. With yet another formulaic cheeseball space based thriller. Rocket Jones, will soil his shorts from happiness. Doctor Jennifer fears flying when Susie's changeling spy bids on LeAnn's valuable antique trinket.

Later on, Comm Officer Simon goes to the science lab to satisfy a sexy robot. Don feels giddy when Borg Queen Helen date rapes Jim at a comedic interlude. Meanwhile, Borg defectors escape from the Continuum, causing painful hives and extreme agitation for Mookie Riffic and Pixy Misa.

The screen drips blood when a cluster of space-based energy systems is attacked by giant insects in a heavily armored Battle Star. Captain Cherry Rambling weasels the arrogant attackers into withdrawl while drinking vodka and playing Russian Roulette with The Michagander and loaded phasers, saving a bullet riddled escape pod from being auctioned out to Stevie as scrap metal.

Finally, after a string of painfully obnoxious ads for Brylcreem, Tom's ass waxing and Kinko the Clown, the ship's jock, Tiger, stand around the voyeur-cam and look at the Heather's trashy fishnet stockings, everyone has a hearty laugh and they roll the credits next to a teaser for Publious & Co.

After the show, the resident groupies go to The Blather Review for some laughs and a little shade. Everyone is blissfully dreaming and the Pepperoni Pizzazz's bum-covered sidewalk is a great place.


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Cheers!

The Original Episode:

Airing Friday on PalmNet at Sunup:
Random Trek Episode 0006846668.

Hold onto yer seat. Get ready for Random Trek. With yet another formulaic cheeseball space based thriller. You'll soil your shorts from happiness. Doctor Crusher fears flying when a changeling spy bids on a valuable antique trinket.

Later on, Comm Officer Harry Kim goes to the science lab to satisfy a sexy robot. Reg Barkley feels giddy when The Borg Queen date rapes Keiko at a comedic interlude. Meanwhile, Borg defectors escape from the Continuum, causing painful hives and extreme agitation for Doctor Bashier.

The screen drips blood when a cluster of space-based energy systems is attacked by giant insects in a heavily armored Battle Star. Captain Janeway weasels the arrogant attackers into withdrawl while drinking vodka and playing Russian Roulette with loaded phasers, saving a bullet riddled escape pod from being auctioned out as scrap metal.

Finally, after a string of painfully obnoxious ads for Brylcreem, ass waxing and Kinko the Clown, the ship's jocks stand around the voyeur-cam and look at the Borg Queen's trashy fishnet stockings, everyone has a hearty laugh and they roll the credits next to a teaser for Flipper.

After the show, the resident groupies go to The Palace for some laughs and a little shade. Everyone is blissfully dreaming and the bum-covered sidewalk is a great place.


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Woohoo! I get to play Captain!!!

Posted by: Cherry on November 6, 2003 03:40 PM