Wednesday Happy Hour

Moe's Toast...
"Here's to the man who is wisest and best,
Here's to the man who with judgment is blest.
Here's who's as smart as he can be -
I mean the man who agrees with me!"

Yogism
"Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded."

Quotes on Drinking:
"Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth." Steve Allen

Things A Man Should Know: About Women:
Less than .05 percent of the male population is attractive enough to ignore chivalry, and most women over the age of twenty-five prefer to admire such men from a distance.

ClueBat Insults
Thou rank, onion-eyed minnow!

Movie Madness
Ban Spoon Guard

Today's Foreign Language Party Cookie is Indonesian (click thru for the really good stuff)
bangsat: bastard
bule: caucasian
isep kontol: blow job
kontol: penis
memek: vagina
monyet: monkey
ngentot: fart
pantat: ass
jembut: pubic hair