Monday Happy Hour

Moe's Toast...
"Here's to you and here's to me,
Friends may we always be!
But, if by chance we disagree,
Up yours! Here's to me!"

Yogism
"Little League Baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets."

Quotes on Drinking:
"When I have one martini, I feel bigger, wiser, taller. When I have the second, I feel superlative. When I have more, there's no holding me." William Faulkner

Things A Man Should Know: About Women:
Women, despite all your years of trying to understand them, including your intimate familiarity with Freudian psychology, the occasional intelligence- gathering glance at Cosmo, and the memorization of these seventy-three things a man should know about them, will always remain a mystery.

ClueBat Insults
Thou quailing, motley-minded measle!

Movie Madness
Big Pant Trekking

Today's Foreign Language Party Cookie is Morrocan (click thru for the really good stuff)
zit howa: Get Fucked
tinny zep: Kiss my dick
mo: Derogatory for a Moroccan
malik maloof: Your king is a pig