Friday Happy Hour

Moe's Toast...
"Friendship is the wine of life,
Let's drink of it, and to it."

Yogism
After seeing the opera Tosca, Yogi remarked, "I really liked it, even the music was nice."

Quotes on Drinking:
"Work is the curse of the drinking class." Oscar Wilde

Things A Man Should Know: About Women:
Women have to pay more for their haircuts, dry cleaning, and shoes, and this upsets them.

ClueBat Insults
Thou warped, tickle-brained varlet!

Movie Madness
Mr Stabby

Today's Foreign Language Party Cookie is Hindi (click thru for the really good stuff)
gaandu: asshole
tatti: shit
Chutiya choo-tia: Fucker
Gaand gaa-nd: Ass
Lund luh-nd: Cock
Mammey mumm-aye: Breasts
Jhaant ke juye: Pubic hair lice
Tatta fry: deep fried Balls

Cheers!