Episode 0006821512

Next Up on Random Munuviana...

Airing Monday on Channel Gone at Bottle Time:
Random Munuviana Episode 0006821512.

Tune in for Random Munuviana. Yet another reason you should go buy a Writers Noose. Your hacker stupor clears as Jennifer learns to hate space when an insane scientist lies to try and get several dangerous telekinetic midgets from the M4 cluster.

Later on, Mookie goes to neutral space to find some batteries. The Borg Queen feels weak at the knees when Helen sucks Don at a kinky sex encounter. Meanwhile, corrupt executives escape from dead end careers, causing crossed eyes and hair loss for Cherry.

Feel the terror of a near collision when an inhabited mining complex is attacked by doped-up xenophobic mercenary warriors, led by Pixy Misa, in a pair of time skipping battleships. Tuning Spork blasts the ignorant invaders into withdrawal while reciting the Iliad and drinking Scotch, saving LeAnn from becoming Ensign Dead Meat.

Finally, after several insultingly vapid ads for weight loss clinics, disposable diapers and Thorazine crisps, Simon and Jim stand around the hidden peephole and look at Space Babe Helen's naked curves, everyone has a hearty laugh and they roll the credits next to a teaser for Tom's Nap Room.

After the show, the camera crew goes to The Practical Penumbra for a Dew and a little abuse. Everyone is fat an' fucked up and the eleventh Michigander dimensional universe is a great place.

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Content provided by Monkey Fingers.
The names have been changed to convict the guilty.

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Cheers!

[Original Episode]

Airing Monday on Channel Gone at Bottle Time:
Random Trek Episode 0006821512.

Tune in for Random Trek. Yet another reason you should go buy a Harley. Your hacker stupor clears as Doctor Crusher learns to hate space when an insane scientist lies to try and get several dangerous telekinetic midgets from the M4 cluster.

Later on, Neelix goes to neutral space to find some batteries. The Borg Queen feels weak at the knees when Wesley Crusher sucks Commander Data at a kinky sex encounter. Meanwhile, corrupt executives escape from dead end careers, causing crossed eyes and hair loss for Nurse Chappell.

Feel the terror of a near collision when an inhabited mining complex is attacked by doped-up xenophobic mercenary warriors in a pair of time skipping battleships. Seven of Nine blasts the ignorant invaders into withdrawl while reciting the Iliad and drinking Scotch, saving a refugee barge from being dead meat.

Finally, after several insultingly vapid ads for weight loss clinics, disposable diapers and Thorazine crisps, crash test dummies stand around the hidden peephole and look at a space babe's naked curves, everyone has a hearty laugh and they roll the credits next to a teaser for Forbidden Planet.

After the show, the camera crew goes to LAX for a Dew and a little abuse. Everyone is fat an' fucked up and the eleven dimensional universe is a great place.