Wednesday Happy Hour

Moe's Toast...
"My heart is as full as my glass,
When I drink to you, old friend!"

Bart's Call to Moe
That's all of Bart's prank phone calls to Moe!

Here is a soundbite of several prank calls.

Here is a complete list:

• Phone call for Al...Al Coholic...is there an Al Coholic here?


• Oliver Clothesoff! Call for Oliver Clothesoff!


• Uh, is I.P. Freely here? Hey, everybody, I.P. Freely!


• Uh, Jacques Strap! Hey guys, I'm looking for a Jacques Strap!


• Hey, is there a Butz here? Seymour Butz? Hey, everybody, I wanna Seymour Butz!


• Uh, Homer Sexual? Aw, come on, come on, one of you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual!


• Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?


• Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt


• Uh, Hugh Jass? Oh, somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!


• Bea O'Problem! Bea O'Problem! Come on, guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here?


• Uh, Amanda Huggenkiss? Hey, I'm looking for Amanda Huggenkiss! Ah, why can't I find Amanda Huggenkiss?


• Ivana Tinkle? Ivana Tinkle? All right, everybody, put down your glasses, Ivana Tinkle!


• All right, settle down. Anita Bath here?


• All right, fine, fine. Maya Buttreeks!


• Telegram for Heywood U. Cuddleme! Heywood U. Cuddleme? Big guy in the back, Heywood U. Cuddleme?

Yogism
"You have to give 100% in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half, you have to give what is left."

Things A Man Should Know: About Women:
Know that while Rhett Butler can get away with telling Scarlett O'Hara that she "should be kissed, and often, and by someone who knows how," you cannot.

ClueBat Insults
Thou spleeny, rough-hewn pigeon egg!

Movie Madness
Jamie and The Magic Todger

Today's Foreign Language Party Cookie is Slovenian (click thru for the really good stuff)
cepec: moron
kurba: whore
kmet: peasant, farmer
pirnièan: really stupid person
vosu: idiot

Cheers!