The Adventures of Madfish Willie

Going Down Good

This story took place a few years ago when in was illegal to buy beer after 11 P.M. or on Sunday. So it was late one Sunday night and Harvey, Blackfive, Eric, Steve, Finn, the Viking and I were feeling a little thirsty. It was difficult to buy beer during off-hours but not impossible if you had the right connections - which they did. So we made the trip to a store which would sell us beer after hours, at nearly double the regular price, and they picked up a couple of dozen and went on home to watch some TV. The first beer Harvey opened seemed like the best beer he ever had. He drank it in a matter of seconds - and so did Blackfive - so did I. We all reached down for our second beer at the same time and chugged that one just as fast and thenwe had another and another. We were all looking at each other and grinning but trying to keep quiet about how fast we were drinking. This went on for about a half-hour or so without Eric, Steve and Finn, the Viking noticing. By the time they finished their third beer Harvey, Blackfive and I had the rest of the 2 dozen gone. At first they thought we hid the beer but then they saw we were half cut. We thought Finn, The Viking was gonna kill us all! He was cussin' and yellin' and raisin' all kinds of hell. Just as he was going for his mighty nordic killing sword, Steve and Eric tackled him and held him down until we could all pile on top. With a mighty heave, he threw us all off - just like one of those Popeye cartoons. Luckily, this made him too tired to kill us. Well, they were all pretty pissed at us but there's no use crying over chugged beer, so we went back to the store and got a few more cases. Harvey mad Blackfive buy cause he always tries to get out of paying at the bar. After we got back to Madfish Willie's, Harvey made some cheese sandwiches and everything was back to normal.

Cheers!


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Excerpt: ... to Madfish Willie's Cyber Saloon, here are the lyrics to [swoon]Toby Keith's[/swoon] hit, "I Love This Bar", linkified. We got winners; we got losers; Chain smokers and boozers. An' we got yuppies; we got bikers; We've got, thirsty hitchhikers....
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Excerpt: ... to Madfish Willie's Cyber Saloon, here are the lyrics to [swoon]Toby Keith's[/swoon] hit, "I Love This Bar", linkified. We got winners; we got losers; Chain smokers and boozers. An' we got yuppies; we got bikers; We've got, thirsty hitchhikers....
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In tribute...
Excerpt: ... to Madfish Willie's Cyber Saloon, here are the lyrics to [swoon]Toby Keith's[/swoon] hit, "I Love This Bar", linkified. We got winners; we got losers; Chain smokers and boozers. An' we got yuppies; we got bikers; We've got, thirsty hitchhikers....
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or as normal as it could be, considering the folks involved.....

Posted by: Susie on October 28, 2003 12:01 PM