Monday Happy Hour

Moe's Toast...
"Here's to you as good as you are
Here's to me as bad as I am
But as good as you are
And as bad as I am
I'm just as good as you are
As bad as I am!"

Bart's Call to Moe
[Bart is calling Homer, who is minding Moe's]
(Bart) Uh, yeah, I'd like to speak to a Mr. Tabooger, first name Ollie
(Homer) (excited) Ooh, Bart, my first prank call! What do I do?
(Bart) Just ask if anyone knows Ollie Tabooger
(Homer) I don't get it
(Bart) Yell out "I'll eat a booger"
(Homer) What's the gag?
(Bart) Oh, forget it...

Yogism
"If you come to a fork in the road take it."

Things A Man Should Know: About Women:
Women dislike men who are liars.

ClueBat Insults
Thou gorbellied, folly-fallen giglet!

Movie Madness
A Frightened Boy

Today's Foreign Language Party Cookie is Persian (click thru for the really good stuff)
kosskesh: pimp
kesafat: you dirty piece of shit
beshoor: no brained
an: diarhhea
kos-khol: sex crazy
amale: dirty piece of shit labor worker
khar: idiot

Cheers!