Jokes by Kang A. Roo

Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo

First Kangaroo: What has feathers and writes?
Second Kangaroo: A ballpoint hen.

First Kangaroo: Which is the bossiest ant?
Second Kangaroo: Tyrant!

First Kangaroo: What do moose do at a concert?
Second Kangaroo: Make moosic.

First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?
Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them?
Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round.

First Kangaroo: Which ant is an army officer?
Second Kangaroo: Sergeant!

First Kangaroo: What do monkeys eat for dessert?
Second Kangaroo: Chocolate chimp cookies.


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