Detroit Fleas

Two fleas from Detroit had an agreement to meet every winter in Texas for a vacation. Last year when one flea gets to Texas, he's all blue, shivering and shaking, damn near froze to death!

The other flea asks him, "What the hell happened to you? "The first flea says, "I rode down here from Warren in the mustache of a guy on a Harley."

The other flea responds saying," That's the worst way to travel. Try what I do. Go to the Metro Airport Bar. Have a few drinks. While you're there, look for a nice stewardess. Crawl up her leg and nestle in where it's warm and cozy. It's the best way to travel that I can think of."

The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try next Winter. A year goes by. When the first flea shows up in Texas, he is all blue and shivering and shaking again. Damn near froze to death!

The second flea says, "Didn't you try what I told you?" "Yes," says the first flea, "I did exactly as you said. I went to the Metro Airport Bar. I had a few drinks. Finally, this nice young stewardess came in. I crawled right up to her warm cozy spot. It was so nice and warm that I fell asleep. When I woke up, I was back in the mustache of that guy on the Harley!"

ยป by Harvey on August 14 :: Permalink :: Comments (0)

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