"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer."
--Bruce Graham
"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."
--Unknown
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."
--Anonymous
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."
--Jeff Valdez
"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."
--English proverb
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."
--Ellen Perry Berkeley
"One cat just leads to another."
--Ernest Hemingway
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later."
--Mary Bly
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."
--Joseph Wood Krutch
"People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life."
--Faith Resnick
"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats."
--Anonymous
"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior."
--Hippolyte Taine
"No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me."
--Unknown
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats."
--Albert Schweitzer
"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart."
--Ernest Menaul
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."
"Time spent with cats is never wasted."
--Colette
"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well."
--Missy Dizick
"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats."
--Colonial American proverb
"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want."
-Joseph Wood Krutch
"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic."
"My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss him sometimes."
"Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit."