Madfish Willie's Surgery

Madfish Willie was lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four-hour surgical procedure. A young student nurse appeared to give him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse", he mumbled, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replied "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggled to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcame her embarrassment and sheepishly pulled back the covers. She raised his gown, held his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around.

Then, she took a close look and said, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!"

Madfish pulled off his oxygen mask, smiled at her and said very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely... A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ?

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