Legal Eagle Wing-Clipping

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy.

He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Sabinal.
He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense.

Deputy; "License and registration, please."

Lawyer; "What for?"

Deputy; "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

Lawyer "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Deputy; "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."

Lawyer; "What's the difference?"

Deputy; "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"

Lawyer; "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

Deputy; "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir." At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the lawyer and says,

"Do you want me to stop....or just slow down?"

ยป by Harvey on July 11 :: Permalink :: Comments (0)

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