Taste

Ms. Anderson's 1st grade class has been learning about the senses. This day, they are learning about "Taste." She tells them that she's going to have them close their eyes and open their mouths. She'll put something in their mouth, and they have to tell her what it is guessing by the taste.

Tommy is the first up. He closes his eyes, opens his mouth, and she places a chocolate kiss in his mouth. He samples it, but can't tell what it is for sure. Ms. Anderson decides to give him a hint... "It's what your daddy asks your mommy for before he leaves for work..."

From the back of the class, little Susie screams, "Ewwwwwww, spit it out!!! It's a piece of ass!!!"