It has been determined, the most used sexual position for married couples is a doggie position.
The husband sits up and begs.
The wife rolls over and plays dead.
[stolen from I Hate My Cubicle!!!]
Three woman at the OBGYN waiting for an appointment.
The first lady is *beaming*. So happy she's smiling and humming.
The other two look at her and finally one asks "Why are you so happy?"
"Oh, that's easy" she replies. I'm pregnant and I'm having a girl."
"How do you know that?" asks the other lady.
"Simply. When I got pregnant I was on top. That means I'll have a girl".
"OH, yeah!! When I got pregnant my husband was on top - that means I'm having a boy!" says gushes the second woman.
The third lady bursts into tears. Sobbing uncontrolably. The other two are trying to console her. Finally one asks her what's wrong.
"That means (sob, sob) that *I'm* having puppies".
Posted by: Tammi on September 6, 2005 09:15 PMMeh... Tammi's joke was MUCH superior to Herbey's lame ass attgempt to be funny... par for the course, I'd say!
Posted by: Madfish Willie on September 8, 2005 07:03 AM