Wonder If This Ever Happened to Bill Clinton?

A young man graduated from the University of Arkansas with a degree in
journalism. His first assignment for the newspaper that hired him was
to write a human-interest story. Being from Arkansas, he went back to the country to do his research. He went to an old farmer's house way back in the hills, introduced himself and proceeded to explain to him why he was there.

The young man asked, "What's the most exciting thing that ever happened around here?"

The farmer thought for a minute and said, "One time one of my neighbour's sheep got lost. We formed a posse and found it. Then we all screwed it and took it back home."

"I can't print that!" the young man exclaimed. "Can you think of anything else exciting that happened?" "But that's what we do round here." said the farmer. "The screwing is the reward." "No, I can't print that!" the young man said. "Can you think of anything else?"

After another moment, the farmer said, "Yeah, one time my neighbour's
daughter, a good looking girl, got lost. We formed a big posse that
time and found her. After we all screwed her, we took her back home."

Again, the young man said "I can't print that either. Okay let's try
something else. What's the most terrible thing that's ever happened around here?"

The old farmer dropped his head and after a few seconds looked up
timidly at the young man and said,

"I got lost once."