Madfish Willie's wife is having an affair. Everyday when Madfish Willie leaves the house, she opens the backdoor, allowing the other man in the house. One day the son decides to play in his mother's wardrobe. He sees his mother bring the other man into her bedroom, and watches as they begin to play with each other. Suddenly Willie comes back home because he had left his suitcase in the bedroom. His wife instantly pushes the other man into the wardrobe and dresses herself. In the wardrobe, the son decides to start a conversation with the other man.
“Dark, isn't it?” the boy starts.
“Indeed.”
“I got a baseball mitt.”
“That's good!”
“Want to buy it?”
“How much?”
“$750…”
“Get real!” replies the man.
“I'll tell my dad on you!”
“Ok ok!”
So on that the day the boy had sold his baseball mitt for $750. The next day the boy did the same thing, and apparently the same thing happened again, his mother pushes the other man into the wardrobe. The boy starts the conversation again.
“Dark, isn't it?” the boy starts.
“Indeed.”
“I got a baseball.”
“That's good!”
“Want to buy it?”
“How much?”
“$20…”
“Get real!” replies the man.
“I'll tell my dad on you!”
“Ok ok!”
So the boy had now sold his baseball for $250. The next day Willie asked the boy to play catch in the park. The boy told Willie that he had sold his baseball and mitt. When Willie asked how much, the boy told him he sold both for $1000. Willie straight away dragged the boy into the car and took him to the church to confess. When the boy entered the confession booth, he starts the conversation again.
“Dark, isn't it?” the boy starts.
The priest replies, “Don't start that shit again!”