One morning while making breakfast, Madfish Willie walked up to his wife, pinched her butt, and said, "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control-top pantyhose.”
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
The next morning, Willie woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, “You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra.”
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his privates.
With a death grip in place, she said, “You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man, and your brother!”