Physics Geek had to bring up strange guests...

He went and mentioned three ducks that were in here recently. That might sound sorta strange, but...

A piece of string came in here one time. And he'd been thrown out of four other bars before he came here. A piece of string.

I guess he'd gotten tired of being thrown out of all those other places, because when he came here to Madfish Willie's, he stopped himself at the door. He tied himself every which a way tryin' to look like a person. He even finished himself off by tying a BIG ol' tangle at the top, pushed the very end of himself up through, split that down to look like hair, and sat down on that barstool, right over there.

It was so realistic-lookin' I almost served him up immediately. But I looked closer. I said, "Hey! Aren't you a piece of string?"

He says, "No, I'm a frayed knot."