Limber enough?

I was walking down the street the other night, with Madfish Willie. We had just closed up for the night.

Right there in the middle of the sidewalk was a mangy old stray dog, just a lickin' and a slurpin' on his balls. MW and I just stood and stared for a minute, and Willie finally says, "Man, I wish I could do that."

I told him, "I'm sure you can do that, but you'd probably better pet him first!