The camping trip

Harvey and Madfish had been camping together for a week when they finally had enough of each other, so Harvey had an idea for the two to wake up early the next day and hike in opposite directions for the day and meet at the campground for dinner. Madfish agreed.

So around 6 the next evening they meet up. Harvey says "I hiked north and came up to a beautiful spring, I swam for a few hours, then stretched out on the shore to dry and I watched a deer drink from the spring... it was so wonderful."

Madfish said "Wow, you had a good day. I went south and ran into some railroad tracks, I followed them east until I came across a woman tied to the tracks, I untied her and we had sex in every imaginable way all day."

Harvey was so jealous "Your day was so much better than mine... did you get a blow job?"

"Nope" Madfish replied, "I couldn't find her head!"