Scotsmens Kilts

Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

A: Because sheep can hear zippers MILES away.


ยป by Madfish Willie on November 8 :: Permalink :: Comments (5)

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Bullshitters

OY!

That was a groaner!

Posted by: Rori on November 13, 2004 05:34 AM

Gee, Bartender, I had no idea you were Scottish :-P

Posted by: Harvey on November 13, 2004 09:58 PM

Just saw your request for a limerick for Harvey here. I can't come up with one for Harvey; OTOH, this one sprang to mind:

He once loved a sweet girl named Trish,
And would happily grant her any wish.
But when she talked to his mother,
She was shocked to discover,
That "M.F." didn't stand for Mad Fish!

Posted by: Victor on November 14, 2004 09:19 AM

Okay, here's one:


There once was a mad fish named Willie

Who swam in the water so chilly

As he stood on the dock

And looked at his cock, he said

"Shrinkage sure makes me feel silly."

Posted by: annika on November 14, 2004 11:00 AM

Good ones - Victor and Annika... do one for Herbey!

Posted by: Madfish Willie on November 15, 2004 09:11 AM