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Two drunks were sitting in a bar when one of them notices a beautiful woman sitting in the corner. One says to the other, "Jeez, I'd really like to dance with that girl."
The other man replies, "Well go ahead and ask her, don't be a chicken shit."
So the man approaches the lovely woman and says, "Excuse me. Would you be so kind as to dance with me?"
Seeing the man is totally drunk the woman says, "I'm sorry. Right now I'm concentrating on matrimony, and I'd rather sit than dance."
So the man humbly returns to his friend.
"So what did she say?" asks the friend.
The drunk responded, "She said she's constipated on macaroni, and would rather shit in her pants."
Bartender: Dance with me?
Every Woman He's Ever Met: I'd rather shit my pants.
:-P
Posted by: Harvey on October 17, 2004 11:18 AMThat fella's obviously full of likker up to his ears. Couldn't hear a thing.
How exactly does one concentrate on matrimony?
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