86 Rules of Boozing


Today: Rules 11-20

  1. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.

  2. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.

  3. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.

  4. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.

  5. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

  6. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.

  7. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.

  8. Always have a corkscrew in your house.

  9. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.

  10. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as Harvey the guy who drinks girly drinks.

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» by Madfish Willie on December 12 :: Permalink :: Comments (1) :: Whiskey Stuff

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Fuck you, Bartender

And nice list. I'm liking this series.

Posted by: Harvey on December 12, 2003 09:12 AM